Saturday, September 25, 2010

“2012”: The Joys of A Truly Terrible Movie


I turned 59 in July, a big nothing of an event, although next year’s birthday looms large in the psyche. Sixty! How did that happen? —assuming it does happen. Growing older has made me impatient with the sturm und drang of life, all those annoying people and events intruding on us 24/7, whether in newspapers or magazines or the web, or on talk radio or cable news. Just think about this past summer: Glenn Beck, Christine O’Donnell, Lindsay Lohan, the GOP’s Pledge to America, the crackpot Florida “pastor” who threatened to burn the Koran, the theory that Obama is channeling the spirit of his dead father and fostering a Kenyan, anti-colonialism upon America (huh?). Yet these absurdities—and so many more—are treated as news. News that is worthy of coverage and blathering analysis.
As I stand at the checkout counter at Safeway, I gaze at the covers of People, Us, In Touch and their ilk, and more than half the time I have no idea whose faces I’m looking at. To my dismay, I actually know who Kate Gosselin is, but what has Kate Gosselin ever done to merit our interest? Kim Kardashian? Or the morons from “Jersey Shore”? Or . . . well, take your pick.
Without Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert I might begin to believe that the world really is coming to an end.
Which led me the other day to watch a movie—a dreadful, dreadful movie—about that exact topic: the end of the world. “2012” is made by the same “creative team” that gave us “Independence Day” and other disaster films dominated by special effects. In their latest epic, the sun, moon and earth are heading to a perfect alignment that is causing the earth’s core to overheat and the tectonic plates to move (or some such nonsense)—just as the Mayans predicted whenever the Mayans ruled their particular corner of the then non-overheating planet. Oh, yes, this will occur on December 21, 2012, so you might as well drink those martinis and clear out the freezer because nothing will save you—unless you happen to have a billion dollars (the cost per person to board several massive arks) or are deemed essential to the future of the world (which sadly doesn’t really end—what happens is almost all of it is destroyed in loving CGI—I’ll admit to enjoying the scene where Los Angeles slipped into the Pacific, but then I felt guilty because I have good friends there).
“2012” is what I call an “OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Movie,” meaning the characters spend much of their time staring off camera at what is supposedly heading their way, causing them to scream: “OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
I won’t bore you with backstories of these characters, except to report that John Cusack plays an aspiring literary novelist who makes ends meet by working as chauffeur to a crass Russian mogul (like there’s any other kind in the movies). Maybe I’m in the minority here, but John Cusack gets on my nerves with his smartest-smuggest-guy-in-the-room routine—a routine he performs throughout the film so often that I was hoping against hope that he would be sucked into the earth’s molten core.
But let me grant credit where it’s due: “2012” did entertain in a dismal fashion, energizing me enough to brave the evening news and the PBS NewsHour for at least one more evening of dismay.

My Wife the Award-Winning Writer


For their compelling, deeply researched book, “Normal At Any Cost,” Christine Cosgrove and Susan Cohen have just been awarded the Science in Society Journalism Award from the National Association of Science Writers. Chris and Susan will accept their award at the association’s conference in November in New Haven. This is well-deserved recognition, and while you might suspect my opinion under the circumstances, here’s the association’s announcement:
•"' In Normal at Any Cost,' Cohen and Cosgrove tell the history of medical attempts to alter height in children. In the words of their publisher, “Normal at any Cost is the first book to examine the full story of how the best and the worst of motives combined to turn a social problem into a medical one, and led to treating health children for height with government approval.” One of the judges cited the book’s “excellent and in-depth reportage, interestingly and breezily written, on an important (and to me, overlooked) medical/scientific issue. It has pretty much everything I look for: attention to the scientific process, human interest, a strong and consistent narrative.” Susan Cohen previously won the Science in Society Award in 1997 for her article “Tangled Lifeline,” which appeared in the Washington Post Magazine."

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Claude Chabrol 1930-2010


Chabrol, a prolific, often inspired director and prominent member of the French New Wave, died today in Paris at 80.
Coincidentally, I'm writing a new blog post about a 1938 novel by Nicholas Blake titled "The Beast Must Die," which was the inspiration for Chabrol's 1969 film, "Que la Bete Meure." I haven't seen it, but just ordered it from NetFlix. Stay tuned.
Last year, I wrote about three films of Chabrol's. You can check the post if you care by searching for "3xChabrol." It ran on June 27, 2009.